Monopoly Gifts

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

No-frills Monopoly

Actually, I don't need to pass "go" now that they put ATMs on St. Charles and Pennsylvania.

"Yes Mummy, he had his evil way with me - he made me play Monopoly all night!"

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

The Royal Wii.

Daily Routine

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Lady Jane Grey

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Please feel free to browse."

Trickle down

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'