Monopoly Aficionado Gifts

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Camping-Pong

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Antler Buzzers.

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Miguel Ferrer

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

UK dissolution

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Is the pain and animal vegetable or mineral?"

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

Nobody has a monopoly on questionable judgment.

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

"Yes Mummy, he had his evil way with me - he made me play Monopoly all night!"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

The Queen

Panhandling Pennybags

Acme crossword publishers building.

Trojan Horse Threat.

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

'I bring you the heads of the three Republicans...do you think you can carry this without dropping it, or otherwise screwing up.'