Monopoly Aficionado Gifts

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Camping-Pong

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Antler Buzzers.

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

UK dissolution

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Is the pain and animal vegetable or mineral?"

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

The Queen

Acme crossword publishers building.

Trojan Horse Threat.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

'I bring you the heads of the three Republicans...do you think you can carry this without dropping it, or otherwise screwing up.'