Monopoly Master Gifts

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Generally, real estate's been a great investment for me. But not every top hat, shoe, or thimble has what it takes to make the big bucks."

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

Actually, I don't need to pass "go" now that they put ATMs on St. Charles and Pennsylvania.

"Yes Mummy, he had his evil way with me - he made me play Monopoly all night!"

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

"Never sell your hotels and try to choose the tiny hat."

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

"My brother went to jail. Then he went on hunger strike."

The president's men

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Money god

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

"Please feel free to browse."

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Trickle down

Fake Counterfeit Money

Dollar

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

Chasing the dollar

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'