Media Monopoly Enthusiast Pillows

"He's not a bad person, but he wants to own two TV stations in the same market."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

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Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'You've been killing files again.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Get me public relations!'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Man selling lamb weekly

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'