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"He's not a bad person, but he wants to own two TV stations in the same market."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'You've been killing files again.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Ian Hislop

Man selling lamb weekly

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.