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'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

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Newspaper suicide.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

"Is anything good on?"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Silly News.

"Hey! This is news."

As Seen On TV

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

The World's First Talking Dog,