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Worshiping the TV.

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

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Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Hey! This is news."

Silly News.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

As Seen On TV

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."