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Worshiping the TV.

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

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Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Is anything good on?"

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Larry King

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Silly News.

As Seen On TV

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"Hey! This is news."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"