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"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'How fast can you hype?'

"They grow up so fast."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

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'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

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"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

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"I can't believe he brought her."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"