Media Madness Enthusiast Mugs

'Bloody paparazzi' - 'I know, it's at least 40 minutes since I rang them!'

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

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Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Newspaper suicide.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Is anything good on?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Ian Hislop

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

The World's First Talking Dog,

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Hey! This is news."