Monopoly Buster Gifts

Your Boss Is Conspiring With Your Would-Be Future Boss To Keep You From Ever Getting a Raise

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Turkish Democracy

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Trickle down

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Routine on/off office

"Yes Mummy, he had his evil way with me - he made me play Monopoly all night!"

Sale. Grocery. Finland is the most populous nation on earth. Time to sell my stock portfolio --- a "market correction" is coming.

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Panhandling Pennybags

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

Cut down your own tree.

MONOTONY

"Same."

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

De Ja Vu Inc.

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'