Monotony Breaker Gifts

Routine on/off office

Photocopier Paper Plane

"No wonder we could get tickets."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"Same."

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Daily Routine

Thinking outside the box.

Still Here

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Beached Whales

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"I've been to the office..."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

'You know how You created them male and female? -- Well, guess what.'

Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

"She's gone to lunch, come back in an hour"

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

'I made it the old-fashioned way. I'm the boss' son.'

'Oh, not much. Same old, same old.'

Robot officer at work