Monotony Seekers Gifts

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Exciting potato bugs.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Daily Routine

Money mangagement see-saw.

Brown only photocopier sales.

Still Here

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

Falcon finds Waldo

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"I've been to the office..."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

Photocopier Paper Plane

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

Office Cubicle Pallets

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

'Same old, same old.'

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

The Art Gallery