Monotony Escapist Gifts

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Daily Routine

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

"I've been to the office..."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Same."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

Virtual Reality Check

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"