Monotony Escapist Prints

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Exciting potato bugs.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Daily Routine

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Bleh! That dreaded time of year had come around again. Everyone says it's torture. Prepare for the Apocalypse. Ok, class. Together we will all somehow survive

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

"I've been to the office..."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."