Monotony Escapee Gifts

Beached Whales

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Daily Routine

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Still Here

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Routine on/off office

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've been to the office..."

Photocopier Paper Plane

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

McGhee makes a run for it!

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

'So you're leaving LA! Well, good riddance, ya pantiwaist!'

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'