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Routine on/off office

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"No wonder we could get tickets."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"Same."

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Exciting potato bugs.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Daily Routine

Thinking outside the box.

Still Here

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Beached Whales

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

Your Boss Is Conspiring With Your Would-Be Future Boss To Keep You From Ever Getting a Raise

"I've been to the office..."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

'You know how You created them male and female? -- Well, guess what.'

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

'Same old, same old.'