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Deja Vu.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Exciting potato bugs.

Daily Routine

In Difficulties.

Thinking outside the box.

Still Here

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"I've been to the office..."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

Photocopier Paper Plane

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

Office Cubicle Pallets

Celebrity anagram: Male hen moons (Answer: Eamonn Holmes.)

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

'Same old, same old.'

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

"Of course, the place wouldn't seem so small if we weren't elephants."

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'