Monotony Master T-Shirts

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Exciting potato bugs.

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Daily Routine

Brown only photocopier sales.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Still Here

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"Yes Mummy, he had his evil way with me - he made me play Monopoly all night!"

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've been to the office..."

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

Photocopier Paper Plane

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

'Yah, Pelagia took to the mandolin like a native Cephallonian.'

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

Office Cubicle Pallets