Monotony Master Mugs

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Daily Routine

Brown only photocopier sales.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Still Here

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"I've been to the office..."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Same."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

Photocopier Paper Plane

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

'Yah, Pelagia took to the mandolin like a native Cephallonian.'

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

Office Cubicle Pallets