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'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Exciting potato bugs.

Daily Routine

Angel playing music

Brown only photocopier sales.

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Still Here

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"...on the avenue..."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

Life drawing class.

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've been to the office..."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

Photocopier Paper Plane