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"I've been to the office..."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Daily Routine

Brown only photocopier sales.

Thinking outside the box.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Still Here

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Same."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

Photocopier Paper Plane

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."