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"I've been to the office..."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Exciting potato bugs.

Daily Routine

Thinking outside the box.

Brown only photocopier sales.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Still Here

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Yes Mummy, he had his evil way with me - he made me play Monopoly all night!"

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"Same."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

De Ja Vu Inc.

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

Photocopier Paper Plane

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."