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Daily Routine

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Exciting potato bugs.

Brown only photocopier sales.

Still Here

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Panhandling Pennybags

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

An object at rest tends to remain at ... ouch!

"I've been to the office..."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"Same."

Photocopier Paper Plane

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

Office Cubicle Pallets

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

'Same old, same old.'

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

Gravity - What good is it?