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Still Here

Robot officer at work

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Shaken not stirred

Espresso Martini Peacock

Exciting potato bugs.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Daily Routine

Jerk Gene

Bleak House

At the Halloween party down there, one fat molecule is dressed as an angel and another as a devil. Makes sense, there are good gars and bad fats. The antibody is wearing a cape. Everybody's been calling him a superhero so he dressed like one. That virus wasn't invited but he sneaked in dressed as the long ranger. He's always showing up where he's not wanted. The ironic thing is the virus is wearing a mask.

Life is ghoul

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Turn all this black and white into gray...'

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

The Monster Under the Bed.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Lightbulb Maker

"Men only want one thing: to form an alliance between your two nations."

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

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