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Still Here

Robot officer at work

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Shaken not stirred

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Jerk Gene

Daily Routine

Bleak House

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Life is ghoul

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Turn all this black and white into gray...'

Lightbulb Maker

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

'I adore a man of many parts.'

The Monster Under the Bed.

"Men only want one thing: to form an alliance between your two nations."

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

When molecular biologists travel