Monotony Buster T-Shirts

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Exciting potato bugs.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Daily Routine

Thinking outside the box.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

Killing Santa

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've been to the office..."

Your Boss Is Conspiring With Your Would-Be Future Boss To Keep You From Ever Getting a Raise

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

Photocopier Paper Plane

For Timely Filing

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

'Same old, same old.'

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'