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Thinking outside the box.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Tic-tac-toe

Chairmen of the Bored

The Sleeping Congregation.

Exhausted employee

Daily Routine

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"I spy something blue."

"Business has been steady."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Routine on/off office

Beached Whales

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

Rainy Day, Boredom

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."