Professional Monotony Breaker Pillows

Thinking outside the box.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Tic-tac-toe

The Sleeping Congregation.

Chairmen of the Bored

Exhausted employee

Daily Routine

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Business has been steady."

"I spy something blue."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Routine on/off office

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

Beached Whales

No right to wear white.

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

Rainy Day, Boredom

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."