Chronicler Of Monotony T-Shirts

'Dear Diary... Still no change...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Daily Routine

Thinking outside the box.

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Routine on/off office

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'Those who can do; those who can't, chronicle.'

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"Same."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"I've been to the office..."

Photocopier Paper Plane

Office Cubicle Pallets

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

Jean de Joinville

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'

'Oh, not much. Same old, same old.'