Chronicler Of Monotony Gifts

'Dear Diary... Still no change...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Exciting potato bugs.

Daily Routine

Thinking outside the box.

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Routine on/off office

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

De Ja Vu Inc.

"I've been to the office..."

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

'Those who can do; those who can't, chronicle.'

"Same."

Photocopier Paper Plane

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

Jean de Joinville

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

Office Cubicle Pallets

'Same old, same old.'

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

'Oh, not much. Same old, same old.'

'...he's the same as ever, not been there, never don it, never bought a T-shirt...'