Beat Breaker Gifts

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Marimba

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Man running in a hamster wheel

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Music producers.

George Martin

Sports Radio in Crisis

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Club DJ.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Children playing percussion instruments.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Bell out of order - please rap.

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

Graffiti like

'I play it to kill time.'

Diplo

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

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