Beat Detective Gifts

Children playing percussion instruments.

Marimba

"The Just Me Band"

Dancing at the Clubs.

Things that go beep in the night.

The Little Drummer Boy.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

I love Marimba

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Club DJ.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

Rock gods.

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Greatest Band?"

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Boom Box

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Drummers

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Man playing the timpani drum.

"Your AI needs fine tuning -- your algorithm ain't got no rhythm."

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

Violin Pipe

The DJ

"I thought you were going to throw on some electronic music."

Musician

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'