Beat Digger Gifts

Marimba

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

I love Marimba

Club DJ.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Children playing percussion instruments.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

Rock gods.

We have control of you brain.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

Boom Box

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'