Beat Digger Pillows

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Marimba

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"The Just Me Band"

Dancing at the Clubs.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Things that go beep in the night.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

I love Marimba

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Club DJ.

Put it in petty cash.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Rock gods.

Candles on Drum

We have control of you brain.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

Museum. Digging dinosaur bones is hard work, but it can also be thrilling! Last year it was electrifying when we found an intact t-rex mandible with a complete set of deadly serrated teeth! We carefully unearthed it, but it slipped from our hands when we picked it up! No harm done. It was not damaged. That was totally anticlimactic. It was educational. Next time I'll know to not get excited when a paleontologist says he has a jaw-dropping story.

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."