Beat Explorer Gifts

Alternative drum playing method

Louis Armstrong

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Turn, turn and turn.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

Saxophone Player.

"The Just Me Band"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Exercise Bars

"Viola player coming through!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Musical genres

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Computer Music

Dancing woman

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

I love Marimba

The Gong

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Fitness Course.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Step aerobics