Keys And Beats Explorer Gifts

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

The Vineyard

Marimba

Turn, turn and turn.

No Elgar!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Theorbo

Saxophone Player.

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Musical genres

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Dancing woman

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

The Gong

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Snake with headphones.

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Children playing percussion instruments.

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'