Keyboard Explorer Gifts

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Piano Recital

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Blue Stockings

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Body Systems

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Computer Music

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

New technologies.

Capital

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."