Keyboard Explorer Pillows

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"There was a key on my new computer that said 'All Power Off.' So out of curiosity, I hit it. Now all the power on Earth is off. How do I undo that action?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Piano Recital

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Blue Stockings

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Music

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Body Systems

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Capital