Letter Explorer Pillows

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Myths and legends...

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Santa called but you were out!

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Smart Bomb.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Famous Oxymorons...

Bibliomaniac

"How many letters can you read?"

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'