Postal Explorer Pillows

You've Got Mail

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Snail Mail

The birth of junk mail.

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The Great Rainbow of China

The other days of the year...

"Anything for me?"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"