Postal Adventurer Pillows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

You've Got Mail

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Post Office Worker.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

US POSTAL SERVICE

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.