Postal Adventure Seeker Pillows

Food leaflets.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Royal Mail Privatisation

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Insufficient Postage

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

You've Got Mail

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.