Postal Adventure Seeker T-Shirts

Food leaflets.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

You've Got Mail

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Royal Mail Privatisation

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Insufficient Postage

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

You've Got Mail

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.