Postal Adventurer Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Insufficient Postage

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Airmail box.

You've Got Mail

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Post Office Worker.

US POSTAL SERVICE

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'