Postal Curious Gifts

A pilot leaning out of an airplane putting mail in a box high in the sky labeled, 'Air Mail Box.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Insufficient Postage

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

US POSTAL SERVICE

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

No Junk Mail

You've Got Mail

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'