Postal Explorer Gifts

You've Got Mail

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Anything for me?"

Snail Mail

The other days of the year...

The Great Rainbow of China

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

The birth of junk mail.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'Here's the junk mail.'

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

You've got snail.

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"