Letter Explorer Gifts

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Smart Bomb.

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Bibliomaniac

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Famous Oxymorons...

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.