Bone Digger Gifts

"Well, I still don't believe you're a bad dog. I think you're just searching for something. A lost bone perhaps."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

Museum. Digging dinosaur bones is hard work, but it can also be thrilling! Last year it was electrifying when we found an intact t-rex mandible with a complete set of deadly serrated teeth! We carefully unearthed it, but it slipped from our hands when we picked it up! No harm done. It was not damaged. That was totally anticlimactic. It was educational. Next time I'll know to not get excited when a paleontologist says he has a jaw-dropping story.

Boy shows digging dog a Dig Safe sign.

"Extracting proteins from ancient bones is a complex business. . ."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I think I've scored.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Put it in petty cash.

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Bone appetit!'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.