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"Well, I still don't believe you're a bad dog. I think you're just searching for something. A lost bone perhaps."

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Boy shows digging dog a Dig Safe sign.

"Extracting proteins from ancient bones is a complex business. . ."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I think I've scored.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Bone appetit!'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

"You must stop digging up the past."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

How to find gold.

'Why is he always hanging around?'