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"Stop, stop!! You can't pour a concrete slab there: that's where I've buried my bones! Stop!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'Bone appetit!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Make a Wish

Heaven terms and conditions.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.