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"Stop, stop!! You can't pour a concrete slab there: that's where I've buried my bones! Stop!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'Bone appetit!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Museum. Digging dinosaur bones is hard work, but it can also be thrilling! Last year it was electrifying when we found an intact t-rex mandible with a complete set of deadly serrated teeth! We carefully unearthed it, but it slipped from our hands when we picked it up! No harm done. It was not damaged. That was totally anticlimactic. It was educational. Next time I'll know to not get excited when a paleontologist says he has a jaw-dropping story.

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Make a Wish

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"