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"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

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The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

Dog buries bone.