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"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Evolution of the Bonus

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Rocket.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"It was me who did it!"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'